Vivien ♀ Twenty one (21) English Literature Major ✎ A Gleek ♬ I love you like a love song

I have just discovered the reason for this weirdly rainy season.

It is a conspiracy to keep Rihanna's Umbrella in the no. 1 spot on the charts! You see, when it's raining, you immediately think of umbrella, which, not coincidentally, is the name of her chart-topping song.

The plot is that, by dropping dry ice (frozen CO2) into the clouds, the song company is producing freakishly large amounts of precipitate, and thus the album would be a hit.
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Sian, GP is killing me. I keep having flutters (yeh, FLUTTERS) thinking about the promos, and what would happen if I screw GP up. Or what would happen if anyone of us got T*J*S as our essay marker. Oh my god, if we got the screwey shit of a loser...

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Meanwhile, we better relish what precious time we have left. Did you read today's Forum the one about how JC life was really just shit in disguise? I totally agree.

I am taking a break (okay, running away from) econs essay, econs article review, GP summary, maths tutorial just to provide you with some lame form of entertainment.

Yeah well.

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Invisible Tabloids
2nd issue

26th July 2007

HAIRCUT HORROR

Miss ______ reports-

The arrival of three students, namely Miss Heng, Miss Phua and Miss Pung has brought much excitement within the school compound today. We at IT report.

The trendsetter, Miss Choo, first mentioned in the first issue of the Invisible Tabloids, has spread her versatile fashion choices far and wide. From eye-witnesses' reports, IT has found prove that the shocking hairdos spotted by the above three are, in fact, imitations of Miss Choo's stylish bob.

Even though Miss Choo's bob has grown back to its original mop-like state, it's influence is still great. However, here is a word of advice to the three sartorially challenged teenagers who are in a hairy situation now: if you want a nice haircut, choose a more experienced hair-stylist, please!

IT interviewed a few of the three's friends, and here are some of their comments (or lack of it)--
Miss Ng: stares at the three in shock in the morning; Miss Lai: widens eyes in horror of the revelation that three of her friends had gone nuts; Miss Koh: laughs uncontrollably and bursts into F4 songs at the most inappropriate times.


Seeing the reactions of the three's shocked counterparts, IT has decided to give those who are troubling over hair matters some words of wisdom.

1. Never, IT repeats, NEVER decide to cut your hair according to styles you find in magazines published before the 90's (unless you can pull of retro without looking like a fool).

It is a hard lesson learnt, as Miss Heng, Miss Phua and Miss Pung have found out.

Miss Heng, a favourite of mine (to mock at, that is), had decided to follow the footsteps of a certain artiste (or third rate Taiwanese drama actor, whichever you deem fit) with characteristically long shiny locks. Unless you want to be called kenchuuu or niaoed as being a member of a certain dated boy band for weeks, do think thoroughly before committing this sort of fashion felony.










Miss Heng's image consultant apparently works for him too.

Miss Pung's hair, considered the best of the three (which isn't saying much), had caused an uproar. Normally seen in a messy ponytail with a ditzy disposition, Miss Pung had made the choice to cut her hair into a stylish bob. All would have been smooth going if it weren't for her hair's quality of curling back up. After a few hours in our humid weather, Miss Pung's once-stylish hair had frizzed and taken the look of passe 80's male singers. Since she was not armed with a handy hair dryer and comb, Miss Pung could do nothing to salvage her sassy bob.

However, we at IT believe that wax is powerful, and it is possible to make your hair stay in the Rihanna-bob position. STRIVE ON, DAHLING!


* Sorry, IT could not find ANY photo of ANY passe 80's singer; it seems as if no one bothers to post such pictures. *

Finally, it has come to the time for the royalty of the three, Cleopatra Phua, Queen of Egypt (who was certainly hot then). What more do I have to say? Maybe hip Miss Phua would be able to pull off a new trend, just as daring Miss choo had done then. Cleopatra is still a hot persona, and so is Miss Phua. However, truth is that many of you out there do not have the guts or goods to pull this one off, so, DON'T MESS WITH THE HOT EGYPTIANS (or Greek)!









Cleopatra--she is fundamentally hot, and thus, so is her hair.

2. Go to professionals

This is simple logic. Money=quality (as proven by the three disaster sisters). Yes, IT agrees that all pros started as noobs, all stylists were once trainees, but if you value your hair, please, don't sacrifice it to save a few bucks!

Granted, you may get an okay trainee like the guy who cut Miss Pung's hair, but once in a while, when your luck is really down, you may just end up with a shivery first-timer, and you can kiss your locks goodbye. Miss Heng's disaster of a bob-wannabe-do is, sadly, asymmetrical. Despite the claims that she had done it on purpose because it was "hip", IT has unearthed evidence that it was in fact a mistake. The stylist had even missed a few long strands of hair.

Miss Phua also had a shock at the salon, when the stylist abruptly ended the existent of her long fringe by snipping it off, without much consent from Miss Phua herself.

3. And most importantly, DON'T SCREW UP YOUR HAIR FOR NOTHING!

This final advice from IT is, if your hair was reasonably okay before, don't mess with it, don't screw it up.

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After much efforts in this piece of journalism, IT sincerely hopes that no more foolish young people follow the rash and irrational behaviours of the three. Even as Miss Xie says: "Thank you for adding colour to our lives." (or something along the lines), it is not advisable or remotely smart to sacrifice your hair just to entertain the school. This is Miss ______, signing off.

Invisible Tabloids. (c)
Motto: We say things and mean another. Please don't sue us.

I have finished the EOM Draft 1!!! Phew, it killed all my brain cells. Then there is still the CHEMISTRY TEST ON WEDNESDAY!!! Then there's the matter of BOWLING, and there is still a ton of ECONS HOMEWORK, and, on top of that, I HAVE NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT!

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Finishing HPDH is like closing a chapter of my teenage life. The HP saga is over. :( It really was one of the greater phenomenons in my short life. And it's so cool that Harry and friends are the same age as us! But of course, when you do a cross-comparison, you will wish to have an exciting life like Harry's not our tear-inducing bore of a life.

Maybe Ms J.K. Rowling will take pity on us for our boring lives and write a sequel to the series, like "Albus Severus Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard", or "Rosie Weasley (?) and the Resurrection Stone". Please?

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I am breaking all the homework laws known to man.

First, I had abandoned all my work to read Deathly Hallows.
Now, I am forgoing the oh-so-important EOM to blog!

EOM sucks. No, scrape that, PW sucks.

What is the point of painstakingly planning this meticulous event if we were not going to carry it out anyway? It is a bloody massive waste of good time. I mean, does anyone really care about how (no offense to anyone doing on these) jeans changed our lives? Or how traffic lights created a paradigm shift or something similar? Or even how the blood bank guy lived? Yes, these are all very interesting, but once you force students to do endless brain-numbing research on the very people/topics, you kill the interest ANY student EVER had on these very "groundbreakers".

Seriously, is this going to be of any use next time? Okay, maybe some of us will move into private/public sectors which need us to plan events and all that, but seriously, you would be better of teaching us how to avoid bear attacks, it might save our lives one day.

And speaking of useless things we students are educated on nowadays, we cannot help but think of this particular "life skill"--golf. I mean, golf, I'm sure, is an honourable sport, riveting, as it is, to hit a ball into a hole. But getting us a couple of portly men to teach it to us is not exactly exhilarating. Nor are our imaginations wild enough for us to picture the school field as an eighteen hole golf-course.

I am being positively ratty now, because, right now, life just seems to be so mundanely stagnant. MUNDANELY STAGNANT! (If you hadn't got the point). I would rather live the life of a cartoon character, or some character from a story book, even gollum would be nice. I mean, crawling around making rumbling "gollum" noises in my throat and lusting over a ring would be so much more fun than getting stuck in this event-planning limbo we know as PW.

At least in a story book, all characters play a part, like how CHIP, DON'T READ! Dobby died saving Harry, or how Snape was in the end vital in Voldemort's downfall. OKAY, CAN READ LE.

Unlike in real life, where you are not even sure of the part you play in anything. Would you even manage to change someone's life, affect anyone at all? Or would you have lived in vain, just another carbon footprint leaver who does nothing but leave extra pollution in the already dire world?

And that is how I move on to GP, another school-related thing I loathe. GP is all talk no action. Like, you can talk and write about pollution and all that, with all sorts of brilliant arguments, and all these for what purpose? It is all just for a mark, the validation that you have done well in this subject, and with the mark, and all the other 'A's you get, what do you do? Of course, you go off to Oxford, full of hopes and dreams, and in the end, you get a job as a banker, making money for some guy you never know. And what happens to your brilliant essay? Published in exam-help books, of course, to be milked for all its worth. Then it will be dissected, and the teachers will teach the students about how coherent the point is, how the ideas are fully substantiated. The essay, in the end, is just an essay; you, with all those lost hopes and dreams, would be sulking about how you hate your boss, but you would never quit, because the pay is good, allowing you to splurge on those fabulous leather bags and Manolos, thereby killing those already endangered cows and snakes just for their skin.

Whatever. I just don't see the point of all these. Mundane teachings, I mean. All those empty essays, and all those things people do to get a teacher's favour (not that I know of any, I'm just saying). I guess this is a training for us to brave the new world we would soon be exposed to, with all the backstabbing liars who suck up and downplay and con and trick and enchant. Maybe there is truth is GP afterall, meritocracy is just a front for elitism.

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Sorry, it's the EOM frustration working up, doubled with every note the tone-deaf, rhythmless kids on the Sheng Siong (Shiong?) Show sing (or rather, murder).

I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!! And because of that, my homework pile is staring to look freakishly high. Oh no!!!

And I still have to study for Chemistry test. Er, on Monday.

So anyway, the book was not bad, actually; the front part was just a bit of a mess, and half the time you're kind of missing the plot, but in the end, yeah, it ended, and you suddenly kind-of understood the plot.

But you all probably know that the ending's not very exciting or anything right? This is not news to you, I guess, so it's not counted as a spoiler. But then again, Chip, you better not read on lar.

I think it's really weird that Harry would marry Ginny, and have 3 children... Ad the ending is just plain not-exciting.

Maybe it's just some sort of a retirement for him lor.

But this book is still better than OOTP (or whatever abbreviation it is).

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Enough comments of the book, go read it, Choo Weilin, it's a must-read, never mind if you hate it, just because of its sheer popularity and fame and all that.

So, I had meant to blog on Friday, but due to the fact that I reached home just slightly before 11p.m. that day, I had to wait till today (because yesterday was HPDH day) to do so.

1. I had wanted to blog about CHEM QUEEN.

aka Miss Choo!!! Oh my god, we, members of the Slackers Club, feel indescribably proud of her!!! See, contrary to what this club's name suggests, we actually have hardworking people in it. And not only hard-working okay, got results to prove. Ha! CHEM QUEEN OKAY!

2. Phua Xu Mei's birthday party thingy!!

So we went to Suntec and had dinner at NYDC. Where Miss Yip loved every body's pasta/rice/lasagna but hers. But anyway, dinner was a large and maybe noisy affair. After dinner, we decided on CAKE for Miss Phua. We had mixed feelings about Secret Recipe, Chocz and Swensons, and finally, Miss Pung convinced us on going to Swensons.

On hindsight, it would probably have been better at Chocz or SR, since the cake purchasing event was soured by a lying-to-appease-us waitress (either that or she thought teenagers had jelly for brains), a pissed-off matchstick refuse-r and a pissed-off waitress who had apparently shouted at poor Miss Pung for requesting a knife.

But we all have to give credit to the chef/Pastry maker/Cake Master (or something) for the nice Cookies-and-Cream Ice-cream cake! We did not have knifes, so we dug the plastic forks into the hard surface of the cake and ate directly. It was a great bonding experience (in more ways than salivary fluids).

Then, Yunxuan and friends dedicated 'What I've Done' to xumei, asking her to "Bring sexy back", and Sokemay got high singing in public. Haha, super cool.

Yup, so it was fun lar, though once we got out and walked to the MRT station soaking wet in fountain of wealth's lucky water (right), you could really feel the mood slowly changing, as we struggled to keep awake, for we are not party animals but good girls who still had to rush home to do homework.

Credits to the hard-working organiser of Xumei's birthday outing, Leanne (and whoever helped her). Thank you for all the research, you are a good party-planner!!!

Yay. Okay. I think I hear econs calling (in a screechy evil voice). Seeya.

From now on, I shall not talk bad about teachers, as I have just found out that teachers are extremely tech-savvy and it is not that hard to find a blog on the ever-efficient google.

So anyway, Miss Cao suspects a traitor, and she thinks it is me! Oh my, I am so terribly hurt. I will prove to you that I am not the traitor; I will find out the truth!

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TOP SECRET

Case:
Miss Cao's ultra-secret online diary, read only by her closest friends (and maybe also her worst enemies) had a slanderous (although subjectively so) entry on a victimised person (we shall name the person v.p.), in about April 2007. Shockingly, it was read by v.p., and now, Miss Cao is, in her words, "pissed".


Suspect 1:
Miss Choo

Profile:
Miss Choo is reported to have violent tendencies. Witnesses relate in shock events in which she had seriously injured fellows. One such witness, Mary (not her real name) said: "I saw her, she that time hor, play ball until she broke the poor girl's arm leh! So scary!"

Reports also tell us of her shadowy connections, sources have also told us about her position as a certain violent club's Chairperson.

Miss Choo is also said to be addicted to a certain hallucinogen dubbed 'Flying Fingers'.

Reasons for betraying Miss Cao:
1. Miss Choo is a well known addict of 'Flying Fingers'. Miss Cao, being the ring leader in the 'Flying Fingers Triad' is the only known supplier of the mentioned drug. Miss Choo, in her hallucinogen induced rage, may have plotted the revenge and to take over Miss Cao's Throne.
2. Miss Cao is well known for her acid tongue, which has to often been used on Miss Choo. In a fit of anger, Miss Choo's violent and unstable side might have taken over, and she might have given the relevant information to the v.p..


Suspect 2:
Miss Yip

Profile:
Miss Y is well known for her resemblance to a stick, and she is also well known for her rare but horrifying COBs.

She may seem small and weak, but who knows what sinister and dark plots she is masterminding? The weak front may be just for a show.

She is also known for a quiet and often "invisible"front, but it may be a facade, as we have sources reporting of an extremely volatile temper when provoked, especially when it involves guys with a certain disregard for females and who are obsessed with risque images of mange girls.

Reasons for betraying Miss Cao:
1. Miss Yip, tired of being the "invisible" one, may have had enough, and thought of a way to overthrow Miss Chao and take her place as head of the 'Flying Fingers Triad', get a taste of power and what it feels like to be un-invisible.


Suspect 3:
Miss Koh

Profile:
She made the term 'outburst' a familiar term.

Known for her extremely volatile temper and her tendency to burst out in a fit of rage anytime, many people are terrified of her.

Reasons for betraying Miss Cao:
Sorry, I am too afraid of Miss Koh to say a thing. But you can speculate.


Suspect 4:
Miss Heng

Profile:
Known for her "continuous meal throughout the day", Miss H is also a student of the v.p.'s class.

She is known for her non-existent VOBs, except for one, which she later on described as a "gross exaggeration". Previously known falsely as the "top kid", a term coined by Miss Cao, Miss H is known in the slacker's club as being the one who openly dislikes her H1 lessons.

Miss Cao has again proven that acid tongues are a flaw. She had openly suggested to Miss H to "cut down on your (her) calorie intake" numerous times. This may only exacerbate [1.to increase the severity, bitterness, or violence of (disease, ill feeling, etc.); aggravate. 2.to embitter the feelings of (a person); irritate; exasperate.] the situation, or their friendship.

Reasons for betraying Miss Cao:
1. Academic. Miss H may believe in Miss Cao's interpretation of her being the 'top kid', and wants to secure the position no matter what, using all sorts of underhand methods. The best way to do so is to play spy for v.p., and give her information in exchange for marks and grades.
2. Miss H dislikes the way Miss Cao is so "potently" niao that she could not stand it anymore. In her furious state of mind, she rushed to tell v.p. of the certain entry, leading to Miss Cao's downfall (supposedly).


Suspect 5:
XXX

Profile:
A shadowy character, not much is known about this enigma.

Reasons for betraying Miss Cao:
???



Conclusion:
All the above characters have reasons to betray Miss Cao, and yet it is only a hunch.
The truth could be that v.p. is an Internet genius, and had found the offending (subjective) post on her own.
In this world of deception, one can only guess and speculate the deep dark fathoms of a criminal's mind.
This case is currently put on hold until the unearthing of some startling new evidence.
Innocent until proven guilty!

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Okay, I know that was boring. But I am darn bored okay? I'm doing the research for the EOM. Darn it, PW is so prickly.

Okay, ta.

Bowled today. Not exactly bowled over or anything, but it was okay, I guess. I'm going to take the Bedok bus next week. 2 reasons: More fun people, and the bus will probably reach Bedok long before the other bus reaches Pasir Ris. Because of Outram, I reached home at 8.15.

Today, I learnt that bowling shoes suck.

Er, so anyway, the main aim of today's entry would be on the possible slacker discussion topics (as noted by slacker club member Yip Chi Ching, alias Chip, our topics are too mundane and small, we should think bigger)

1. For a change, we can discuss the phenomenon we call gossip.
Possible points of discussion:
-Is it ever justifiable to gossip about someone?
-Why are all humans prone to gossip? Was it some genetic mutation, or natural selection? (i.e. Ancestors who gossiped survived better?)


2. Next, we can debate about the natural human instinct to be curious.
-Why are we so kaypoh?
-How come every time there is some hot news we will swarm like flies to rafflesia and spread the news like melted butter over bread? (okay, lousy imagery)

3. Next, in response to some peoples' outrageous, dominating behaviour: The desire of power.
-Do all humans crave power?
-In the school's context, does popularity equate to power?
-Or do people dominate so that they get that sick thrill of seeing people cower, green in the face?

4. Lastly, and most interestingly, Why do we Niao? And why do some people like getting Niaoed?
-This is a mystery. Is it some form of self-defense?
-Or are we humans trying to hard to seek this pretense of happiness--laughing at others-- that we do it at others' expense?
-Thirdly, it would be interesting to find out the Niaoed peoples' viewpoints:
>Do they feel infuriated?
>Happy?
>Or are they silently weeping inside?
-The possibilities are endless! We can interview Soke May or Ms. Choo (who beseeched that I do not use her real name) about their feelings when they are being Niaoed, or ask the Niaoers, like potent Cecilia or any other acid tongued person about their feelings when they nia people.
We can do a research paper on it, man!

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Sorry, this post is sub-standard. I dread tomorrow, Lecture day, some more got GP lecture!! Then, must stay back for H1. Gah.
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Oh man. Life has no purpose now, only to get good grades.
Oh, 5. What is the purpose of life?
-Refer to school life, and make a reasoned stand on the topic.
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How?? PW is killing me!!!

Drew, Charles Richard, 1904-50, African-American physician, b. Washington, D.C. A surgeon and a professor at Howard Univ. (1935-36; 1942-50), he developed a means of preserving blood plasma for transfusion. During World War II he headed (1940-41) the program that sent blood to Great Britain and was (1941-42) the director of the first American Red Cross Blood Bank.

Time to find some quality websites. Seeya.

I hate staying up so late, with only a few people online I can talk to and only youtube as my source of entertainment.

I will probably wake up cranky and shagged tomorrow. Shagged being extremely shit-feeling and tired. Oh well. At least tomorrow only got PE and H1.

On the brighter note, I have completed (FINALLY) the econs project which was given before the CTs.

But then again, I have so mush homework to do!! Like Chem tut and Maths tut and econs news article review (DARN).

But since I am so sleepy, I shall just have to procrastinate and leave everything for tomorrow. Which technically doesn't exist, because it is only in your mind. Time may just stop now, and you will never know tomorrow.

Sorry, late nights make my brain fuzzy.

Ta.

PW fever has officially struck.

I have received countless (not really.) emails requesting for their surveys to be done. And there is this group from Temasek JC doing on Charles Drew too! Wow. We thought he was super ulu.

Anyway, tomorrow is Racial Harmony Day. Of course, there would be the normally lame items and quizzes in the hall, and people would start turning up in those ethnic clothes. But of course, in the light of the celebrations, it is clear that our truly sinister charms teacher would not give us a break.

Nope, instead, she has even brought it a step further by lengthening it by half-an-hour. Thank you very much.

There goes our day for celebrating our nation's unique inter-racial identity.
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And now my hotmail is being bombarded by spam, like those selling Viagra. I mean, scamming my money not enough, now want me to ingest some phony pill which may cause cardiac arrests and/or death?

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So anyway, I was scrolling along my blog, instead of doing anything homework related, like the econs written report or the econs article or the chem tutorial or the maths tutorial, when I suddenly came to the horrible realisation that my blog is basically about school. Like, grouching about all the homework and stuff, grouching about all the teachers and stuff, or grouching about the test results and stuff.

Oh my.

And since my Lit paper hasn't been given back (it is being "second ?opinionated?"), I have no chance to sum up my total grades, that is to say, continue with the witty word-play (Right.).

But I have a hunch it may form A DUDU. Or, A DUDS, which is grammatically incorrect, but then again.
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I have not yet found the cheap version of Othello!!
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Okay, that was random.

Actually, regarding Pung Soke May's picture, I have an even more embarrassing one, but to post that would be murder, so I shall not risk libel suits just to entertain my readers. However, you are free to beg me to send the pic to you, or grovel in any way you deem fit.
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I am very bored. I am just rattling on about my ultra-mundane life, I NEED TO GET A LIFE!

Nobody (well, some people) blogs anymore.
Choo Weilin's blog has become a stagnant pool filled with Eugene's pictures.
Koh Yunxuan's blog has morphed into an empty shell of emo teenage angst.
Er, and then some.

So anyway, some word of advise: Stop your infatuation and blog, Choo, and; (I don't know if she still reads this, and if you still do, don't YOB/KOB me) Stop being emo! It will only let the dominant overpower you!

Okay.
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Oh man, the mr and ms teen email has received 2 more scam spams.

TREAT AS URGENT
PROFITABLE TRANSACTION DR. ATIKO TIJANI {MANAGER}

DEAR FRIEND,FIRST I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. THOUGH I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED, BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.

WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION, AS WE HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOUR DISCREETNESS AND ABILITY IN TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY TO YOU. I AM DR. ATIKO TIJANI, THE MANAGER WITH THE BANK OF AFRICA , OUAGA.I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. THE PROPOSITION:

A FOREIGNER AN AUSTRALIA, LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.) AN BUSINESS MERCHANT WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BURKINA, UNTIL HIS DEATH YEARS AGO IN KENYA AIR BUS (A310-! 301) FLIGHT KQ431, BANKED WITH US AT BANK OF BURKINA , OUAGA AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER, 2000 WORTH US$30,000,000.00 (THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS), THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY.

VALUABLE EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE BY THE BANK OF AFRICAN TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE MOORE'S FAMILY OR RELATIVES BUT TO NO SUCCESS.IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.)' S NEXT KIN (HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT IS KNOW TO US).

THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, THAT ARRANGE HAS BEEN MADE FOR THE FUND TO BE DECLARED "UNCLAIMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL.

IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO! LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.) SO THAT THE FUND US$30 MILLION WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT OF KIN. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES TO ENABLE YOU GET HIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT. WE HAVE SECURE FROM THE PROBATE AN ORDER OF MADAMUS TO LOCATE ANY OF DECEASED BENEFICIARIES, AND MORE SO WE ARE ASSURING YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT.

YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE THE REST BE FOR MYSELF AND MY COLLEAGUES FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. ACCORDING TO AGREEMENT WITHIN BOTH PARTIES. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL, WE WOULD FURNISH YOU WITH THE NECESSARY MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUITE BOTH PARTIES WITH OUT ANY CONFLICT. WHILE REPLYING FURNISH ME WITH YOUR PRIVATE FAX AND PHONE NUMBERS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION,BANK NAME,COMPANIES NAME AND ADDRESS.

THE SHARING OF THE FUND ARE THUS: 20% FOR YOU THE ACCOUNT OWNER,70% FOR I AND MY ! TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND THE REMAINNING 10% FOR EXPENSES FOR BOTH PARTIES. IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE BY YOU, DO NOT MAKE UNDUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST WE HAVE BESTOWED IN YOU.

BEST REGARDS,DR. ATIKO TIJANI (MANAGER).

You see, I am trustworthy okay.
And of course, this:

TOP SECRET
REMITTANCE OF $15.2 MILLION USD

ATTN.PLEASE
I am Dr ibrahim zongo. I work with the African development bank A.D.B) in Burkina Faso republic. it is my wish to solicit your assistance in a business transaction that will be of benefit to you and I. during our investigation and auditing in our bank for the end of the year 2006, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased customer of the bank who died along with his entire family on 26th of dec 2003, in a plane crash disaster. in cotonu Benin republic .

Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea to be profitable and successful during the time of execution. the side amount was$15.2m (fifteen million, two hundred thousand united states dollars).as it may interest you to know, I am writing, following your address which I got through international network information when I was searching for a sure
email contact.
I believed that you are capable and reliable to champion this business opportunity.
meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the benefice next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to your account if you indicate your interest has been made.

in fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a banker, we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I working with this bank. this is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin to the bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred ,into on his requests it may be, after due verification and clarification by bank officials.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100%risk free. on smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, while the remaining 60% will be for me and my family. please you have been advised to keep this business as a secret between you and I for I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you. as soon as you confirm to me your willingness to assist me in this business I will send to you the deceased bank account information’s and application which you will apply to the bank for inward transfer of this fund to your account.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any other country you may advice us to invest in. all other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you. I suggest you can get back to me as soon as possible stating you’re wish for more clarification visit the website entire family on 26th December 2003 plane crash.www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash/index.html

Hi, hi.

Today is a happy day.

I am a DUA D person. Or an ADD U.

Whatever lar. Wahlau, freaking charms is the worst okay!!! And I'm getting back Lit tomorrow. Oh no. Panic attack lor.

When I got back Chem today hor, I was absolutely shocked that I did not fail okay, it must be my lucky day. :D

Anyway, the CTs were a joke lar. Especially charms. Choo Weilin has AABS, and I wonder who has SUCC, they must think the tests SUCC. Or SUCCESS, haha.

Those of you who feel depressed, here's something to cheer you up.

















Not enough, okay, here is something better.

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Ending on a happy note always brightens up peoples' day!!!

Hello!!

Interclass is finally over. Yay. Even though we sort of flunked the whole thing, er, it is still okay lar. At least we do not have to stay until so late and miss the seven o'clock show and all that.

So anyway, interclass is a chance to lament and complain and grouch about stuff, like how the organisers were screwed for planning 3 sports and deciding to do it round-robin (is it spelt like that? It looks dumb, this expression.), and also darker, emo-er stuff, like some common hatred towards someone or something or another.

Right, so Koh Yun Xuan, Choo Weilin, Chip and I went home together, and since topics of discussion are so scarce (scarcity or shortage, I don't know) nowadays, we did some pretty lame stuff. We started giving our lessons some HP influenced names, since Choo Weilin and Chip had named their favourite teacher she-who-must-not-be-named. So Chem was Potions and Arts was Dark Arts and stuff, okay, not that intellectual, but it provided the entertainment four tired, pissed-off (well, some of us were), and bored teens needed.

But guess what subject LOG taught.

...

CHARMS!! No link right? But it's because she turns on her charms in front of guys.

Yeah, well.
...

I have solutions to the scarcity of topics!! Ingenious I tell you, ingenious.

1. Fake out some topics (handy for gossip sessions, or intellectual discussions (right))

When you are feeling so bored, you just have to do these sort of bei1 bi4 stuff. Imagine up flings and one-night stands that don't exist, and you can have a frolicking good time laughing and niaoing the poor soul. Sometimes, these may backfire on you (think Derek Chia, who doesn't exist). However, if the poor soul is gullible and innocent and not hot-tempered, it is possible to keep the fake gossip alive (Think Soke May and Chun Zhang).

2. Harp on the same topics

This is one of the more guan3 yong4 ones. When you have nothing to talk about anymore, just dig into the archives, and search for some ever-green topics, like LOG and her slew of boys, or Choo and her Eugene figure. Also, Think Soke May and Chun Zhang, a combination of 1 and 2.

3. Play truth or dare

This is a dumb idea, especially when you are playing with people like Soke May, who flatly refuses to play, or when you are playing in a sober mood, which means you will most probably chicken out and lie or something. It is best to play this when you are semi-drunk or in a drunken state induced by getting high on something (we can try this when Choo is playing FF).

4. Stretch the truth

When something small happens, it is possible to read into it so much that something crappy but worthy of discussions comes out. You can call it Freudian Slip or something and then start analysing stuff. This is irritating, but effective. (Think Soke May and Chun Zhang, and the beetle incident).

Yeah, that's about all, if you all have any more ideas, feel free to contribute. The gossiping world needs you!!

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Yeah yeah, gossip is bad, it hurts people and blah whatever. I bet you do it too. If you are so self-righteous, you can sue us for slander.

Er, that was to no one in particular, I guess it was just a flash of a mood swing.

Okay, I'm beat, good night.

The whole class failed.

Okay, one person did pass lar, but imagine that, 90% of the class failed. How badly it will reflect on her teaching portfolio.

So anyway, Xu Mei was super pissed with her, because she kind of dissed our work, and was conversing happily with the other students. Basically she was not paying much attention and was distracted by certain, er, forms of distraction. Oh well. But since we have already failed the common test, might as well fail the presentation too lar.

She is getting more unpopular by the minute, at least to Xu Mei. Anyway, I think she is just too flippant and you know, biased.

She is the collator of every one's marks, though.

Teachers. Sigh.

I am so bored.

I think I am on a failing streak. After Maths' surprise result, the common test results have kind of sucked.

Econs, fail. (Duh, this was kind of predictable, but it's still a FAIL.)

Chem, fail. (At least I think so, you know how these things work out.)

GP. GP is one subject which is also confirm fail de, because I really cannot write this sort of rational stuff. Come on, I am not a serious writer.

Literature. Horrible, I think if I fail this hor, I can really go and bang my head against the wall. Which means, you must provide me with bandages okay, because I will fail it.

See, luckily it is not true that we have to visit the teachers who teach the subjects we failed in, if not my schedule will bao4.
* * *
There is interclass tomorrow. I am hopeless at volleyball.

The interclass is supposed to help bond the class or something like that, but for some classes, I guess the opposite is true.
* * *
I am also running out of topics to blog about. Everything is so dull.

How??? My blog is losing its funny touch.

Umbrella
[Jay-Z]
Ahuh Ahuh
(Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh
(Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh
(Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my storms
Let it rain,
I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down
with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone,
we Rocafella
We fly higher than weather
And G5’s are better,
You know me,
an anticipation,
for precipitation.
Stacked chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[Rihanna]
You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines,
we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath
I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things,
will never come in between
You're part of my entity,
here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard,
together we'll mend your heart
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines,
we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath
I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

You can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
Come into me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]
When the sun shines,
we’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath
I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining

*

Soke May, memorise the lyrics and sing for us! We desperately need your songbird form of entertainment! A darkness has descended upon us, and only your funniness can restore the natural balance.

Yeah, well, I am so bored.
Bye.

I feel fatigued a thousand times over.

I just finished the econs thingy (my part) and the effort almost killed me. My eyes feel blurry and I am disorientated now.

And there is school tomorrow. Oh man.

I just realised that my MP3 player seriously lacks good songs. If anyone has anytime to spare hor, can come send me.

Like Soke May lor, got MP4 worh. She is rich one lor. I'm a millionaire also don't have.

I don't think my parents are going for the parent-teacher meeting. Which is a good thing, because teachers usually do not know me well, they ave to tell fibs and act shou. Imagine my parents go there and ask "How did ______ do in (some lame, insignificant subject)?" Then the teacher replies "Who's ______?" That will be so mortifying okay, but I think that may happen, because I am such a quiet and demure girl in class.

I owe the class fund/chem fund/whatevr FIFTEEN DOLLARS!!!

Oh my god, I am totally broke okay, stupid kayeffsee go and raise the price until it is totally exorbitant. They might as well rob us in broad day light. The 2 piece chicken costs like $6.20 leh! Only Super Sokemay can dig, I mean, eat her money's worth lor. She is the chicken rib savage, munching miracle!! With her sharp claw like fingernails, no rib bone is left unscraped, and no meat is left unsavoured!

Okay, late nights do not do me too much good. I'm turning hysterical.

Okay, good night.

I have decided to send Oink on a holiday, because the sidebar is not large enough to fit him. He is in Japan now.

Er, so anyway, we went to the Zoo for duty today, and it was quite slack, because the rain puts off Zoo visitors.


Hey, look at what I just found in my inbox!!

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RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE

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This results is now released to you on 3rd July, 2007 and your email address attached in the Match 6 bonus ball 7, 13, 31, 43, 45, 47 and bonus ball 23 participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from Microsoft users from company and individual email addresses users. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Be informed that your winnings are to be processed for clearance by an affiliate security company LA-ORIENTAL SEGORUS S.A., which is based here in the Spain as your winnings was deposited with them. For the release of your winning, kindly contact the office of your claims agents in the ESPAÑA MUNDO EURO MILLONES S.A Head Quarters Mr. Martin Ortega on Tel: +34-664-159-492, Fax:+34-911-814-263. You are also advised to contact your claim's agent via email: laoriental2007@gmail.com You are to quote your lucky number for confirmation on your winning and submit your information in the form below.

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Oh my, I just won 600 000 pounds! That makes me a millionaire in Singapore.
Oh my, I am so excited. I cannot wait to send my personal information and bank account number to the Euro Lottery centre.

Wow.

* * *
Seriously, what an ass, that scammer. Total ass. As if anyone with a right mind would believe that they had won the lottery that they did not buy.

* * *

So anyway, I am supposed to be doing this dumb Econs project on the traffic system of Singapore. Oh man.

By Monday, and I haven't started.
* * *

School seriously sucks now, I feel really, really sick of it.

Even the usual scandals and all that do not seem to be able to make it anymore interesting. And there are no new scandals, and those existing are kind of fictitious, which is not as shuang. Although I have to say that I really do not know whether the Choo Weilin and that guy from the Manga Class one is fictitious or otherwise. Other than that, the many flings of Sokemay are, sadly, not that justifiable.

But still funny lar, so..
* * *
Nowadays I also find it so much easier to dislike teachers. I really, really dislike flirtatious teachers, and I just do not see why the trend is that flirtatious teachers are usually not blessed(cursed, whatever righteous thing you want to call it) with good looks and are blatantly biased.

I also do not get why they actually do that, since the students are so much younger than them. Maybe they get a ?paedophilic? sense of euphoria. Sorry, I cannot figure out those complex mindsets of theirs.

I am really getting bad mood swings nowadays.

I don't want to continue with this sort of school life! I will probably either die of boredom from this absolutely mundane life I am leading now, or have a VOB just because I need to get away from this mundane life I am leading now.

I know I am a whiny person and it's starting to bore you to death. Sorry.


Can we go out one day, just for the sake of going out. I really need that dose of endorphin(? I dunno, I don't take bio), and going out will really help.

I feel asphyxiated!
v. as·phyx·i·at·ed, as·phyx·i·at·ing, as·phyx·i·ates
v. tr. To cause asphyxia in; smother.
v. intr. To undergo asphyxia; suffocate.

well.

Hi all!

Here's something to cheer you up, you pathetic little tired people!
SOKE MAY THE GAI4 BANG1 BANG1 ZU3 (aka head of the beggar sect).
Xumei says SM is involved in beggar sects. No, you should hear her tone of voice. It will make your day.
But since Xumei is not here, you shall have to be content with...

Yeah, that, utterly cool hor???

Podcasts, 2 down, 3 to go!

We can do it!!

(This is a jia1 you2 entry for all ahPAT's victims, sorry, I mean students.)

Let us preservere. Even though we have already overshot the deadline, July 2nd, does that mean we are dead? Haha. Funny hor?

I am in a grouchy mood.

Because of bloody podcasts.

Because of ahPAT's Lit lesson tomorrow.

Because tomorrow only got 2 breaks.

Because there is PW tomorrow and I will be meeting ahPAT twice.

Because I haven't drawn the rainbow calendar thing and I feel so guilty.

Because it is only the first week of school and I already feel pissed.

Because I cannot think of a single thing to write for the stupid journal.

Because there is Chem prac tomorrow. Yes, we still have Mdm. Koh and we did not have to get rectangle, but who likes chem prac? And it's skill D okay, not the crappy skill B.

Because school sucks.

Because me and Xumei have this bloody econs presentation to do.

I have never felt this way about school before, but nowadays...

Oh well. Just my luck, choose I.P., some more choose one with a dubious P.E. shirt which looks like secondary school one, wahlau, stupid design.

...

:( pms strikes again.

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